this is a scene from band of brothers where an american is talking to a british guy dressed as a german soldier (to show the americans what the german soldiers look like)...when i first saw the scene, i had no idea what he was sayin...try and translate, its pretty funny

Brit: It's alright Mate we're Tommies.
Hoobler: Is all this real?
Brit: Yeah. Yeah. Some of this is from the Hermans some the tailors knocked up. A lot of it actually. You can get your mitspaws on some of this Jerry clobber. If you know what I mean?
Hoobler: Not really. Hey mate you got aluger? I'm dying to get my hands on a real luger.
Brit: Yeah I got one here.
Hoobler: Boy, she sure is a doosey.
Brit: Yeah, it's a pucker ain't it?
Hoobler: what?
Brit: Eh?
Hoobler: Hey Petty
Brit: Hey mate you're having a bath if you think you're offening with that.
Hoobler: Oh yeah, sorry. Good luck
Brit: you too mate